“This seems like, hook-upable, and shit.” - Conor on Oisín's CCC badge
“Also, I have chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. Who wants some f—ing chocolate? Happy birthday Linux.” - Pádraic on Chocolate
“Is that going to explode?” - “Yes.” - Aaron and Frantisek discuss his homebrew champagne
“Well, time has progressed at 1 second per second.” - Meredith on the space time continuum
“You know when you have, like, loads of self-confidence? It's like swallowing an American.” - Ciaran on wearing a suit
“Once you let go of all morality, everything becomes funny.” - Ciaran on flirting
“That's an ethernet port! Sticking into the hindquarters!” - Oisin on the FamiLAB cupcake to LVL1 video
“Crap, there's a quotes page…” - Padraic on the linguist's remorse
“And a special combination that makes a little disco ball pop out of the ceiling as a Secret Members-Only Party-Time Mode” - Oisin on S.M.O.P.T.M.
“Take a book by Robert Ludlum and replace Bourne with S.M.O.P.T.M.” - Oisin
“S.M.O.P.T.M. Compact?! That sounds that a crappy Soviet bloc car!” - Domhnall on the book list
“This is what happens when I start looking up industrial switches!” - Oisin
“He looks like a high-tech gnome.” - Michael on Padraic's bundled-up-ness
“PHRASING!” - Keith/Linda/Patrick (repeated)
“Do you remember the girls from last night?” - Keith, “Was it the fairy or Death?” - Oisin on the night before.
Oisin to intercom “Sorry dude, Liam isn't here” - After. “I called her dude?”
“Porkkupy? Would that be, like, a kosher movement?” - Brian
“Just give me a few minutes, I need to let this catch fire again!” - Domhnall
“You don't understand. Marshmallow are edible bubblewrap!” - Domhnall
“I'm surprisingly okay with this.” - Padraic on Michael's appointing to Safety Officer
”'Francophiles flock to this unpretentious restaurant…' - they use 'Francophile' and 'unpretentious' in the same sentence?” - Linda on Canadian tourism
“So you don't need something that sounds like it as long as it sounds catchy?” “Yeah” “Duckfucker?” ”…” - Keith on domain names
“I'm not sure whether it's broken or Steampunk…” - Charles
“The computer has gotten really slow. Do you think we should put more rum in?” - “RAM, you mean?” - ”…shut up.” - Padraic and Oisin on the inability to perform
“There's fuck-all on the Windows Phone Marketplace. There isn't even a fart noise generator.” - Duncan on priorities
“What's that?” - “It's a digital photo frame.” - “Oh cool, what are you going to do with it?” - “Put photos on it.” - “Oh…” - Padraic and Duncan on expectations
“Does anyone speak Polish?” - “Just a little. I can say, 'Hello', 'Goodbye' and 'Nice ass'.” - Duncan and Darren on multilingualism
“He's like the Captain America of Catalonia!” - Conor about Carles
“It's a pump-action shotgun, in fairness.” “It's not the only thing that's pump-action.” - Keith and Paul on phallic symbols and Paul's fetishes
“You're spreading yourself thin, like nutella when you're running out” - Michael on smallworld tactics
“For someone from Ireland, you do one of the worst fake Irish accents I've ever heard” – Aaron admonishing Mark's leprechaun impression
“Your face is in my seahorse.” - Gerard on your face
“Who is that girl?” - “I have no idea. But she's possibly attractive, so I accepted her friend request.” - Paul on women
