• “This seems like, hook-upable, and shit.” - Conor on Oisín's CCC badge
  • “Also, I have chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. Who wants some f—ing chocolate? Happy birthday Linux.” - Pádraic on Chocolate
  • “Is that going to explode?” - “Yes.” - Aaron and Frantisek discuss his homebrew champagne
  • “Well, time has progressed at 1 second per second.” - Meredith on the space time continuum
  • “You know when you have, like, loads of self-confidence? It's like swallowing an American.” - Ciaran on wearing a suit
  • “Once you let go of all morality, everything becomes funny.” - Ciaran on flirting
  • “That's an ethernet port! Sticking into the hindquarters!” - Oisin on the FamiLAB cupcake to LVL1 video
  • “Crap, there's a quotes page…” - Padraic on the linguist's remorse
  • “And a special combination that makes a little disco ball pop out of the ceiling as a Secret Members-Only Party-Time Mode” - Oisin on S.M.O.P.T.M.
  • “Take a book by Robert Ludlum and replace Bourne with S.M.O.P.T.M.” - Oisin
  • “S.M.O.P.T.M. Compact?! That sounds that a crappy Soviet bloc car!” - Domhnall on the book list
  • “This is what happens when I start looking up industrial switches!” - Oisin
  • “He looks like a high-tech gnome.” - Michael on Padraic's bundled-up-ness
  • “PHRASING!” - Keith/Linda/Patrick (repeated)
  • “Do you remember the girls from last night?” - Keith, “Was it the fairy or Death?” - Oisin on the night before.
  • Oisin to intercom “Sorry dude, Liam isn't here” - After. “I called her dude?”
  • “Porkkupy? Would that be, like, a kosher movement?” - Brian
  • “Just give me a few minutes, I need to let this catch fire again!” - Domhnall
  • “You don't understand. Marshmallow are edible bubblewrap!” - Domhnall
  • “I'm surprisingly okay with this.” - Padraic on Michael's appointing to Safety Officer
  • ”'Francophiles flock to this unpretentious restaurant…' - they use 'Francophile' and 'unpretentious' in the same sentence?” - Linda on Canadian tourism
  • “So you don't need something that sounds like it as long as it sounds catchy?” “Yeah” “Duckfucker?” ”…” - Keith on domain names
  • “I'm not sure whether it's broken or Steampunk…” - Charles
  • “The computer has gotten really slow. Do you think we should put more rum in?” - “RAM, you mean?” - ”…shut up.” - Padraic and Oisin on the inability to perform
  • “There's fuck-all on the Windows Phone Marketplace. There isn't even a fart noise generator.” - Duncan on priorities
  • “What's that?” - “It's a digital photo frame.” - “Oh cool, what are you going to do with it?” - “Put photos on it.” - “Oh…” - Padraic and Duncan on expectations
  • “Does anyone speak Polish?” - “Just a little. I can say, 'Hello', 'Goodbye' and 'Nice ass'.” - Duncan and Darren on multilingualism
  • “He's like the Captain America of Catalonia!” - Conor about Carles
  • “It's a pump-action shotgun, in fairness.” “It's not the only thing that's pump-action.” - Keith and Paul on phallic symbols and Paul's fetishes
  • “You're spreading yourself thin, like nutella when you're running out” - Michael on smallworld tactics
  • “For someone from Ireland, you do one of the worst fake Irish accents I've ever heard” – Aaron admonishing Mark's leprechaun impression
  • “Your face is in my seahorse.” - Gerard on your face
  • “Who is that girl?” - “I have no idea. But she's possibly attractive, so I accepted her friend request.” - Paul on women
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