You know. That season. The Season. The Season where half of your extended family gets a new electronic gadget from that man. The half of your family which happens to be technologically illiterate.
Well, help is at hand.
Are you tired of cheerfully helping fix their problems, even as you wish a painful venereal disease upon them behind clenched teeth?
Have you been looking for a way to aggressively passively-aggressively assert yourself in a charming manner?
Well, look no farther, good Hacker!
From me, to you, comes this delightful mashup of the infamous Keep Calm and Carry On poster. Available you today, for free. You can download it from here, now, in A3 size, under a permissive Creative Commons license that allows you to share and edit the poster.
Or if you so wish, you can purchase a high-quality printed version from me for €5. €2 will go toward the cost of printing, and the other €3 will go straight into the kitty at 091 Labs for our Christmas party fund. Delivery will be on December 16. Please contact me directly if you want a print.